Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Job Bizarre


Hello Job Search, my old friend....
I've come to flirt with you again....
 
2010 - The Year of The Job Bizarre!
 
I have racked up 4 this year. I am hoping for a job offer for a 5th tomorrow.
 
Let me assure you, it definitely sparkles up a CV... that many chops changes can-I-explain-this-in-person-over-an-interview!
 
And this doesn't include the babysitting pain that I thought I was returning to when I arrived back in Melbs in January 2010.
 
"How can you afford nail polish, babysitter? I thought you were poor?"
"I stole it from your mamma!'
 
All have been odd. Two have nearly required "industrial dispute" status. None have led to my riches coming in & my sugar-mamma status finally settling down onto my aging self.
 
Bring on 2011... it could only get more entertaining...
 
 

3 comments:

po said...

Hectic Champs! What a chaotic time. I have no idea what that dispute thingy that you mentioned, is. But it sounds messy?

Champagne Heathen said...

Messy indeed! So messy that I cannot say anything about the situation in this here realm.

It hurts my head.

But now, I am on holiday & I am not thinking about any of this till 2011!!! Cause if I don't take the break, I fear the state of mind & so the state of the jobs for next year!


Did you get to Brazil?

Don't believe a word I write said...

oi, that sounds really stressful, sorry man.