We termed it 5x7...I think I originally meant 5x9 (5 kilos by the 9th month of 2006), but hunger pangs have been known to cloud one's memory and intelligence.
So let us finally compare...
Aaaah, look how streamlined. How toned. How just incredibly adorable I have become. All naked lolling about there in the water (Read the linked post if you want to know why Sea Mammels).
Ja right, 2 whole bluddy kilos. That's it. What silliness is that?
But I will keep aiming for the sleek elegant dolphin. Continuing with my nose-to-knee-while-neck-is-wrapped-around-and-under-left-shoulder yoga classes and walking-to-heaven treadmilling while catching up on my Isidingo.
And like any good Humanitarian worker, rather than admit that I failed, I will just rename the project & file the old one away to gather dust and be forgotten about. While generating a whole new 1000 page explanation of a replacement project that everyone will be too scared to read & so will just accept.
Welcome to "2 kilos: 2 months"!!
2 months till December holidays. 2 kilos still wanting to be lost. Coincidence, I think not.
TwoFlower - you keen??