I'm sorry. I did not seem to receive the Jo'burg Metro memo on this being Week of drive-ON-the-line-rather-than-between-them.
At least thrice today. A coupla times on Sunday morning. What the hell is going on?!?!?
HELLO! Yes! I am in this lane, so why do you not F&^%&*^%*&%*&%^k off and choose your own. Claiming two is just plain selfish!!!
Maybe people have become paranoid since the highway right lane was claimed for car-clubs and are trying to get as much of all lanes as possible.
Maybe people are just shnarfing too much coke in this town lately and only know how to head directly down anything resembling a white line.
And was there a footnote to this memo that read: For those of you who really wish to get into the spirit of this week of complete idiocy and demostrations that you BOUGHT your license, please feel free to not indicate while you haphazardly change lanes, taking no notice of the car an inch behind you and to your right.
Bastard idiot dumb crazy stupid OTHER drivers.
PS. To recover from this I will go back to watching the links I have been sent from all corners of the world & seen on numerous blogs. If you haven't seen them then:
(My best is the Jacob link)
Pronto Condoms Home Page
Pronto Condoms Manto
Pronto Condoms Jacob
One friend had these demonstrated to her & even though she is married & trying for kids she says, "We all had a turn to try - they're awesome! Like, one may even decide one wants to get some action PURELY to get a chance to play with the cool condom".
Apparently purchasable from Dis-Chem, Shoprites & Pharmacies.