My reasoning for posting only in the final stretch of the work day... I've actually been hard at work!! I TOLD you there was a new improved me right around the corner!
Or rather... I have been sitting in a most painful meeting in the Southern Pretoria Suburbs (Sunninghill). To occupy my time, other than maybe actually listening to people talk in circles & then repeat their circles, I sms'd my mates asking who too would like a crate of condoms.
I was in one of those buildings....free condoms, even the female variety, stashed in every last corner.
What I was able to conclude.... far too few of my friends are getting laid at this present time.
BUT if a foreign aid worker is thrown in with the deal, they're more than happy to shag away. The person does not even have to be lingual in English. They must just be hot.
I worry about my friends' standards. Makes me realise why we're mates.
I now have heaps of work to plough through, and rather blogs to catch up on ridiculously slow internet, so this posting is it.... Happy Afternoon Tea Time!