If you are looking in between April 6th - April 13th, I am parking off at this techonological-free seafood-rich time-oblivious sanctuary:
Yes. Good. BE Jealous!!
...apparently I might be sharing my Space of Escape with this:
Aaaah, at least I know it will not be a dull get-away...
If I do not meet some hairy parrot-breathed rum-swilling prawn-catching dodgy wooden-legged sailor, commander his dhow, choke him on my sack of roasted cashew nuts, and sail off into the eye of the storm...
...I will be back to exploit your wandering minds on Monday 16th April.
Miss me. Thanks. Smooooches in Portuguese.