No decent blog today as Champs’ is overworked and underpaid.
And I have proof!...
Conversation between Ex Boss & one of the Current Bosses this week:
“Are you not paying our dear Champers?? She obviously isn’t able to eat. Look how thin she’s gotten!!”
[Aaaaah, gotta love him!]
"No, I think she just burns it off with her nighttime activities"
Then they went on to discuss what an incredible slave I make....
Other bizarre things bosses discuss, other than my weight:
“Champs, just ask any therapist, you need to be developing healthy sexual relationships at your age".
“‘Healthy’ is a subjective word there, Dr. Boss”.
“Maybe you’re lesbian?...”
“Great. You’re welcome to set me up with a chick to test this, but she's gotta be HOT”.
“…OR! You’re asexual…”.
“Yes, boss. That is it. I am asexual. Does this mean we can drop the topic?”
“Hmmm. No. You can just see you most definitely are not asexual”.
“Hey?? And how exactly does one NOT look asexual?”
This is why one does not work with doctors or AIDS activist or liberals.
No topic is too scared in the workplace.
Now back to work, biatch. [My mantra to myself this week...]