For my birthday, I would like:
- My boy to be home and naked in my bed (and him to stop with the "now you're elderly & pensioning & are so far past the hill you've mine'd a tunnel towards the earth's core type-comments!!!!)
- Blue sun shiny warm skies
- A kilolitre of Guinness that is not going to make me feel like I ate a bakery in celebration
- A government that actually accepts any responsibility and apologises for their tirade of fuck ups
- A chocolate cake.
I already don’t have a boss in my office, so let’s see how long I last at work and out of the pub today!