Monday, March 17, 2008



For my birthday, I would like:
- Electricity
- My boy to be home and naked in my bed (and him to stop with the "now you're elderly & pensioning & are so far past the hill you've mine'd a tunnel towards the earth's core type-comments!!!!)
- Blue sun shiny warm skies
- A kilolitre of Guinness that is not going to make me feel like I ate a bakery in celebration
- A government that actually accepts any responsibility and apologises for their tirade of fuck ups
- A chocolate cake.

I already don’t have a boss in my office, so let’s see how long I last at work and out of the pub today!


High in Dubai said...

Celebrate good times, c'mon!!!!

O young Champers - may the forces bless you with all you wish for and so much more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday! Hope you get all of those useful gifts that you desire.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday chick!

Anonymous said...

aren't you lucky having a birthday on st patricks day!

and in case you didnt see my 2nd reply, it's nottttttttttttt about lab rats, there's no laboratory animals of any kind, they're like farm animals, and it's all about them having to move out of their home.

Happy Birthday!

MeeA said...

Many happy returns!
You share your b-day with my hubby :-)

Champagne Heathen said...

Aaah, thanks so much you gorgeous people! I hope you can enjoy the rest of My Day as well. I must now be off to have a pint a guinness or two in an dodgy Irish pub! :)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNSHINE (see, you kinda got one wish)


Revolving Credit said...

So you want to have sex with the lights on while the boy uses his mouth for purposes other than snide commentary, feeds you guinness and cake while you stare through the skylight at the beautiful moon and starry sky, safe in the knowledge that the government approved condom will in fact not break.

Tall order, not sure about all of that??

Would you settle for blogged birthday wishes instead??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LITTLE LEPRECHAUN...I'm sure you're out partying up a storm and will be feeling green in the morning!!

Anonymous said...


and it SUCKS that it's a Monday. But go forth and drink the bubbles anyway. Whether black or golden (or both, which is supposed to be delicious, but I think is naaaasty)

SheBee said...

I'm not too late, only two and a half ideas to go before its over!

hope you had a fabulous day honey, and either read this drunk now, or hung over tomorrow :)


Insane Insomniac said...

Hope you have a kickass day and get spoiled rotten!!!!

Champagne Heathen said...

Thank you so much all you gorgeous people for these wishes! It is much appreciated!!! And this is how long it has taken for me to recover and get my head back to finally start commenting! I hope you enjoyed my day too!!

Damn guinness and Irish!!

Triggermap said...

Happy Belated Bday Champs! you may electronically bitchslap me for being so tardy (especially when you gave me forewarning too...) but I have an excuse that I was trekking across the scottish highlands semi-drunk last week. ANyway, I hope your day was great, the presents were better, the booze was betterer and the sex bestest:)

Champagne Heathen said...

Triggers - Thank you! :) And not to fear, with you I am used to you eventually crossing back through customs and arriving a little late from your constant travels! Owz yer kilt, eeey?

Anonymous said...

Happy belated birthday champs! Hope everything on your wish-list comes true... okay at least you got chocolate cake? And the occassional burst of electricity?

Just S