I thought we both spoke English

Champs Heathen: Thanks, and could I also get a packet for that…

Aussie Sales woman: A wha’??

CH: A packet.

ASW: A wha’??

CH: A pac. ket. A…uh…. Welll… A….bugger… A… [Blank Stare]

ASW: [Blank Stare]

CH: [Blank stare]

ASW: Oh, a bag!!??!

CH: YES! A BAG!!