It is time for a change.
It is fun. Physically I feel just fine.
But it has gone the shape of a mouldy pear.
And I am not proud of this.
"Do you like me? *grin*"
...."Sometimes".
Ouch.
But it is not even that.
Maybe if I had more than 3 hours of sleep in me I would be able to explain it better.
[Update: This cappucino muffin is improving my mood dramatically. This probably also has something to do with allowing myself coffee for the first time in a week. And Twenty Major's posting today, on essential blog etiquette, following a USA blogger's death threats (Hectic!), even made me chuckle like, well, like this muffin (as in the food, you dirty minded men!) was lovely magic.
Seth of 2OceansVibe, I direct you to No. 4. Phlippy, I direct you to a certain mention in No. 7.]
29 comments:
on three more hours you could probably punch him in the snout!
Hmm... I am somewhat curious to learn more about this...
-Wrangler, I believe you would need some context to the reason for the comment, before - as you have done - jump to a conclusion and a typical response.
Champers I could delve into this further but this is not the medium.
No, it is not the medium. But it is my medium. And people know well that they are only getting one extreme side when they read this.
But all in all - I (me, myself, all on my ace) have fucked up. And like I said in my post, I am not proud.
Champers - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, number 7. I love Ninjas. I don't covet the blog though, I rather revel in it's fantastic humour and pass on to all my mates to share. Nicely pointed out though. :-)
Oh, and I do not use content without giving credit where it is due. That much you do know about me :-)
@ double r: sorry, my mind reading capabilities are a little shaky at present but i'm working on it. telling it like i saw it. do enlighten me...
Huh? Huh? Champs, I'm lost...
Oh another day in the life!
Champs theres a lot of testosterone in here!
I'm assuming that you're refering to your life, not your underwear?
Death threats from on-line media/marketing people - what they gonna do, add you to all the telemarketers list so that you die of frustration???
While I agree with a code of conduct, I've read Kathy's post.
Was that actually a death threat or just someone really insulting you. She's staying home, afraid to go out??
She must really be scare???go figure.
Maybe, because we're South Africa where hijacking and home invasion is a REAL threat which we live with, this just qualifies a paranoia...maybe it's just me, maybe we're all a bit think skinned... but honestly, posting a pic of a noose, you in S&M gear and some comments about your nether regions...some people pay good money to get spoken to like that.
What you guys think??
Phlippy - mon petit chou - it was the ninja mention. Not the rest. Of course you do not covet others' blogs. I have not heard anyone else speak of shower gel like you did today! :) Smooches.
Granny Wrangler - Nope. Sorry for you. No more enlightening will be done on this situation.
Fuzzles - and that is the way it has to stay for now.
Peas - following in your footsteps babe!
chuckle, discussions over for me sorry. Guess you'll have to teach your mind to bend spoons...
RR, aren't you one of Seth's accolites??
Not nice to pick on Granny!
Even though you don't want to delve further in this forum, it was raised by Champs and seeing as it's her blog, let her choose.
woah ... dude ...
this movie is like waaay different than
the trailer.
Rev, you were doing so well at changing the subject! Why'd you go back!?
I was also thinking she is being a bit paranoid, but as she says, it is the worry of how disturbed that person really is. Maybe she's watched too many thrillers - me, I prefer movies about African dictators, that's why I am scared about every guy that cancels a national election.
Double R would not have the first clue who Seth is. He is commenting back to Granny's comment back to him.
Thegodowner - I can't wait to see the next twist in the plot! Pass the popcorn already.
tell me about it!!
er hang on - i thought you wrote the script for this one...?
Sorry Double R, my bad, a case of mistaken identity.
Seems that Doublr R and rr are diferent people..oops!
So what were we talking about again?? Something about Champs having changed her underwear?
So you fucked up, nobody's perfect (except maybe me on thursdays between 1:43pm adn 4:05pm).
Do attempt to fix it or move on.
Seeing as we're not mentioning IT, can I speculate what IT is??
Thegodowner - no, no, this is like that new "Choice" programme. People sms some ridiculously expensive number saying what they think should happen next in the plot. Some people make money off google ads on their blog, I make money off making others decide my plots.
What would you next like to see happen?
Rev - I would not expect it any other way....
well, obviously every movie needs a happy ending, so perhaps a big explosion right in the middle of 7de laan...
and then a leisurely bike ride through a chees factory.
Ok, you got home drunk, parked in the flower bed, ran over the post box, shagged the gardener and so doing really pissed off the maid.
Now, all your laundry has been tie-dyed yellow and red, you shoes fed to the dogs and the only copy of your thesis is at the bottom of the pool.
And all of this occurred because you were drinking suitcases, not tequila...time for a change.
So the gardener likes you 'sometimes', hey..makes for interesting post-coital chit chat......:p
**if this version of the truth is too tame, I can expand it**
Thegodowner - is that bike ride on my own? With a guy? With a good friend? Or my best dog running by my side? These are essential details obviously, to determine the events leading up this delightful ending.
And at what point do I get shaged senseless??
Rev - AK!! Baaaaaad images in my head. My gardener is about 80yrs old.
My one issue right now was having to have my Darling D just screech at me, "Woman, get it into your head right now that I will never ever ever shag you. The idea of your naked body repulses me to no end. I feel more ill than I ever have before in my ENTIRE life just contemplating for a nano second that idea. I am not going to shag you. I am a H.O.M.O.S.E.X.U.A.L. So yes, I find you pretty. But I am in no way or form attracted to you. Never ever ever shag you. End of discussion".
Bastard. What kind of good friend is that. Not that I want him to shag me. But I would like for him to want to shag me. That would be sweet of him!
Insanity - I don't think I have given myself a chance yet to withdraw from it all!
Emm...far be it for me to point this out, but homosexual means he likes cock, not vag..so unless you plan of growing a penis he's not gonna want to shag you, unless...(devious thought)...he's trying to get back at his boyfriend...or wants a kid and you'e the test-tube/surrogate/bearer or he loses bet.
Here's the trick, he may well shag you based purely on the fact that he has the equipment and is capable, but he will never find you sexually attractive or lust after you.
However, if you hassle him long enough he may just bang you to shut you up!
(If tequila is the magic elixir, I wonder if it makes gay men want to try on some poen for size??)
my wordless state continues
her infinite cuteness = her infinite silence
Ag Rev, now you are sounding just like him. You are even using his exact wording. I could not care less about his sexual preference, it is still not nice to hear that one of your best friends has absolutely no desire to shag me, and never ever will have.
And no, I have even enquired about the surrogate thing, and he refuses me on that to.
His equipement is not capable. It would go into blind hiding panic at the sight of my gorgeous naked female body. How rude is that!!
I've been hassling him for a good four years now, and he still is not budging...or is that bulging.
Cuteness - I sometimes wish words failed me too. It would be so much healthier for the world.
the story so far...
the bicycle, the lady and the big bang
[note: Senseless shagging should have been taken care of during auditions and casting, sincerest apologies if this was overlooked, this regrettable oversight can be rectified at your earliest convenience.]
You joined us!! Yeah!! Welcome to the other side of blogging!
The only other actors in that scene are the log-truck driver & Jack the swiss cheese hole tester. You better write them in as young, hot, and energetic. I ain't "auditioning" some old dodgy swiss man!
just trying to brighten my day... your day I mean...
Wouldn't you know... I've got auditioning duties from now on, since the old man got a little too into his job.
You lucky fish you... ;p
thanks revo stud-muffin-bum :*
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