Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Coy

“You have this understated sexuality. Only guys who are intelligent or have their wits about them would realise it. Those drunk loud noisy guys would just run right over it. They wouldn't even realise it was there. I can see it. And that sex appeal, once you’ve realised it, is so overwhelming”, he was saying as he tried to run his boozed hand along my back and up my shirt.

“Huh? What are you on about honey? You’re boozed,” I said through sceptical eyes, as I ran my long hair around and over my shoulder away from him.

And smiled ever so quietly at him. His drunken conscious wouldn’t notice. But his unconscious would alight.

“Thanks though. You’re a sweetie”. I left my hand resting on his arm for a second. Looked deeply. And then, the expression abruptly changed to focus and concentration on the club crowd. I moved off. To charm over the free champagne at the table next to us.

Clever boy.

Doesn’t mean he’s getting any.

11 comments:

Her Infinite Cuteness said...

a true professional as always champers, u are my yoda :)

Anonymous said...

Understated = tease?

Champagne Heathen said...

Cuteness - aaah thanks. Raw talent I tell you.

Anon - Nope. I don't reckon so. Unless my subconscious really is that sneaky! As I didn't even realise he thought that of me until he came out with that drunken speech.

And hey, maybe it's a line on his side!

iScatterling said...

Scandalous behaviour by the boy! Tut tut!

Running hands all over the place. Disgusting.

I better reframe the mental view before I go out tonight.

sergeantmoody said...

champs - im suprised - no posting on the very disturbing firing of Madlala-Routledge :-( Still cant believe it really happened!

Champagne Heathen said...

Robs - :)

Sergeantmoody - it was a public holiday yesterday!! I had no choice but to indulge in anything away from this computer.

She is giving a statement at 10am. I'll be listening and let you know about it.

Everyone in SA is furious!!

sergeantmoody said...

oh right - sorry over here there are close to no public holidays i kind of forget their existence :-)

Champagne Heathen said...

That's why I am always sure to have double the rest - for you too!! I am so obliging like that ;)

MISSING YOU!!!!!

Confuddled said...

Pah to men I say! ;-) (I'm having a bad day can you tell!)

Confuddled (aka Disco-Bob) xx

Champagne Heathen said...

Confuddled - I am so completely with you on that right now!!!! I have just had a weekend of facing up to realities from several angles. Hurts like hell, and I am blaming several men for it. Fucking men.

Anton said...

Champs:

No. You are wrong. Sorry, but it is not men that are to blame.

Beware of letting your emotions make you Sexist, or biased. in some other way.

In is the Human Condition; a sort of wise person once said to me that "They're assholes"... and it applies to all races and sexes.

Humans are often inhumane.