Cashier: There’s no price sticker on this item. Do you remember how much it was?
Customer Champs: Uhhhhhhhhhh. Nope.
Cashier: Can I just make it as much as this next item? It’s $1.
Customer Champs: Uhhhhhhhhhh. Sure. ….. …… …… Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..do you mind if I just remove a few stickers from say, those bottles of wine & this slab of Swiss chocolate and I’m sure I don’t know what that price was for these deli meats and olives and other expensive eat things. And I’ll be back, I just need to pick up those crayfish tails I forgot off my list. Those ones that also mysteriously seem to be missing their price... .... .............
Don’t you love when you meet someone who apparently takes their job as seriously as you take yours.